Some (probably most) of you who read this blog do so because we’re personal friends. True as that may be, please consider this fair warning: if you call me up and tell me you have a likely dead woman with you on a beach, and would I please bring my boat to dump her in the ocean in the middle of the night, I’m going to give you the finger and call an ambulance.
That is all.
Wait a second, you own a boat??? Rockin! When do we go out fishing on it?
The bigger question is what would go through your mind if you were on the beach with a hot girl you just met.? You’re making out and she starts to seize and then passes out. Do you think “I should run get help, and be a hero,” or do you think “She MIGHT be dead, I need to dump her body in the ocean so I will not get into trouble!” I mean seriously, who comes to that type of conclusion? What kind of parents did this kid have???