Fair warning

Some (probably most) of you who read this blog do so because we’re personal friends. True as that may be, please consider this fair warning: if you call me up and tell me you have a likely dead woman with you on a beach, and would I please bring my boat to dump her in the ocean in the middle of the night, I’m going to give you the finger and call an ambulance.

That is all.

2 Responses to “Fair warning”

1rob sama Says:

Wait a second, you own a boat??? Rockin! When do we go out fishing on it?

2Phil Says:

The bigger question is what would go through your mind if you were on the beach with a hot girl you just met.? You’re making out and she starts to seize and then passes out. Do you think “I should run get help, and be a hero,” or do you think “She MIGHT be dead, I need to dump her body in the ocean so I will not get into trouble!” I mean seriously, who comes to that type of conclusion? What kind of parents did this kid have???

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