Inspired by a new way of formatting music, this is a representation of Tool’s Ænema (some links not work safe):
- Some say:
- end is near
- we’ll see armageddon soon
- a comet will fall from the sky, followed by:
- meteor showers
- tidal waves
- faultlines that cannot sit still
- millions of dumfounded dipshits
- Things I could use a vacation from:
- this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
- silly shit
- stupid shit
- Los Angeles:
- hopeless fucking hole
- only way to fix it is to flush it all away
- bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
- great big festering neon distraction
- Things for you to do:
- learn to swim
- meet me in Arizona Bay
- not call me pessimist
- try to read between the lines
- Things to fret about:
- Mother Nature will:
- Fix it all soon
- Put it back the way it ought to be
- Fuck:
- L. Ron Hubbard
- All L. Ron Hubbard’s clones
- gun-toting hip gangster wannabes
- retro anything
- your tattoos
- all you junkies
- said junkies short memory
- smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas
- actresses
- Things I’m praying for:
- Things I want to see:
- the ground give way
- it all go down
- Things I can’t imagine, my friend:
Now if only someone would post similar reworkings of the lyrics of Spocks Johnson.