Regarding Arizona Bay

Inspired by a new way of formatting music, this is a representation of Tool’s Ænema (some links not work safe):

• Some say:
  • end is near
  • we’ll see armageddon soon
  • a comet will fall from the sky, followed by:
    • meteor showers
    • tidal waves
    • faultlines that cannot sit still
    • millions of dumfounded dipshits
• Things I could use a vacation from:
  • this bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
  • silly shit
  • stupid shit
• Los Angeles:
  • hopeless fucking hole
  • only way to fix it is to flush it all away
    • any fucking
      • time
      • day
  • bullshit three ring circus sideshow of freaks
  • great big festering neon distraction
• Things for you to do:
  • learn to swim
  • meet me in Arizona Bay
  • not call me pessimist
  • try to read between the lines
• Things to fret about:
  • figure
  • latte
  • hairpiece
  • lawsuit
  • Prozac
  • pilot
  • contract
  • car
• Mother Nature will:
  • Fix it all soon
  • Put it back the way it ought to be
• Fuck:
  • L. Ron Hubbard
  • All L. Ron Hubbard’s clones
  • gun-toting hip gangster wannabes
  • retro anything
  • your tattoos
  • all you junkies
  • said junkies short memory
  • smiley glad-hands with hidden agendas
  • actresses
    • dysfunctional
    • insecure
• Things I’m praying for:
  • rain
  • tidal waves
• Things I want to see:
  • the ground give way
  • it all go down
• Things I can’t imagine, my friend:
  • why you wouldn’t welcome any change

Now if only someone would post similar reworkings of the lyrics of Spocks Johnson.

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